Dalila's profileIs this the real life? ...PhotosBlogListsMore ![]() | Help |
|
September 29 Hide and seek...Hide and seek...
Where are we
What the hell is going on The dust has only just began to fall Crop circles in the carpet, sinking, feeling Spin me around again and rub my eyes This can't be happening When busy streets a mess with people would stop to hold their heads heavy Hide and seek Trains and sewing machines? All those years they were here first Oily marks appear on walls Where pleasue moments hung before The takeover, the sweeping insensitivity of this Still life Hide and seek Trains and sewing machines Oh, you won't catch me around here Blood and tears they were here first Hmm what you say Oh that you only meant well, well of course you did Hmm what you say Hmm that it's all for the best, of course it is Hmm what you say That it's just what we need, you decided this Hmm what you say What did she say Ransom notes keep falling at your mouth Mid-sweet talk, newspaper word cut outs Speak no feeling no i don't believe you You don't care a bit you don't care a bit You don't care a bit You don't care a bit You don't care a bit You don't care a bit You don't care a bit September 22 Storiella ebraicaUna coppia di ebrei e' ossessionata dal seguente dubbio: il sesso e' lavoro o divertimento? In altre parole e' lecito fare del sesso di sabato? (Se il sesso e' lavoro deve essere proibito di sabato). Per risolvere il dilemma l'uomo va a porre la domanda al pastore. Questi, dopo un po' di riflessione, replica che il sesso e' lavoro. Non soddisfatto della risposta (dopo tutto il pastore e' celibe, che ne sa lui del sesso?), l'uomo si reca dal vicario, che dopo attenta riflessione, conferma quanto asserito dal pastore. Ma l'uomo, non ancora convinto, si reca dal Capo Rabbino e gli pone la stessa domanda. Ed il Rabbino senza esitare gli risponde: "Figliolo caro, il sesso e' senza dubbio divertimento... perche' se fosse lavoro mia moglie avrebbe trovato qualcun altro per farlo al suo posto". |
|
|